1 / 6Where Are My Pants Sweat Shorts
For people who left the house confident.
The story
We've all had that morning. You're halfway out the door, something feels a little breezy and you look down. Where are my pants?
This design is built around that moment. On the leg, a pair of shorts is drawn solid at the top, while the rest of the pant legs fade into a dashed outline, like they went missing somewhere between the bedroom and the front door. A few question marks float around the empty space. Underneath, the honest confession: oops! wore shorts by mistake.
Comfy enough that you won't mind the mix-up.
Details
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a strong, smooth surface suited for printing
- Jersey-lined side pockets
- Structured construction with side seams
- Medium-weight 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) fabric
- Relaxed fit for easy everyday comfort
Care
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Inseam, in | 7.50 | 7.50 | 7.50 | 7.50 | 7.50 |
| Inseam Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Waist Relaxed, in | 15.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.50 |
| Waist Tolerance, in | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 |
Measured flat. Allow a small difference between sizes.
Shipping and returns
Shipping
Every piece is printed to order. Printing usually takes 2–5 business days. Delivery then takes about:
- United States: 3–8 business days
- Canada: 5–10 business days
- UK, EU and Australia: 5–15 business days
- Rest of the world: 10–30 business days
You'll receive a tracking link by email when your order ships. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Duties and import taxes
Orders shipped outside the country where they're printed may be subject to import duties and taxes, charged by the courier on delivery. These fees are set by your country and are the customer's responsibility. Many of our pieces are printed locally in the US, Canada, UK, EU and Australia to avoid them.
Returns and exchanges
Because each piece is made just for you, we don't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart on the product page before ordering. You can cancel within 12 hours of ordering if your order hasn't gone into production.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item
Contact us through our contact form within 21 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a free replacement or a full refund, and you don't need to send anything back.
EU and UK customers
You can return any order within 14 days of delivery, for any reason. You pay the return postage.
Full details are in our Refund policy and Shipping policy.













