1 / 12Crispy Falafel Full-Zip Hoodie
For people who know what the best thing in the world is.
The story
It started as a joke and turned into a sentence that works three ways.
The front was written around the zipper. Zip it up and it reads as one line: "Crispy fuckin' falafel, be forever timeless." Unzip it and each side stands on its own: "Crispy falafel forever" on the left, "Fuckin' be timeless" on the right. Same words, three meanings, depending on how you wear it.
The back keeps a straight face. It's the Calibre V watch, drawn from scratch: hour markers cut like facets from our V logo, hands resting at 10:10 so they form a V, a 002 date window, and TIMELESS set beneath it.
Serious on the back. Unserious on the front. Crispy either way.
Details
Product features
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric
• Classic fit that runs true to size
• Adjustable drawstring hood and durable metal zipper
• Spacious front pockets
• Printed front and back with water-based DTG inks
Care
Care instructions
• Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat; avoid ironing directly on the print
• Do not dry clean
Please note
• The white colour may appear slightly off-white because of the fabric.
• The front contains explicit language.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Measured flat. Allow a small difference between sizes.
Shipping and returns
Shipping
Every piece is printed to order. Printing usually takes 2–5 business days. Delivery then takes about:
- United States: 3–8 business days
- Canada: 5–10 business days
- UK, EU and Australia: 5–15 business days
- Rest of the world: 10–30 business days
You'll receive a tracking link by email when your order ships. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Duties and import taxes
Orders shipped outside the country where they're printed may be subject to import duties and taxes, charged by the courier on delivery. These fees are set by your country and are the customer's responsibility. Many of our pieces are printed locally in the US, Canada, UK, EU and Australia to avoid them.
Returns and exchanges
Because each piece is made just for you, we don't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart on the product page before ordering. You can cancel within 12 hours of ordering if your order hasn't gone into production.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item
Contact us through our contact form within 21 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a free replacement or a full refund, and you don't need to send anything back.
EU and UK customers
You can return any order within 14 days of delivery, for any reason. You pay the return postage.
Full details are in our Refund policy and Shipping policy.
